you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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