well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Enjoy the penises
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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