JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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