may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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