So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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