Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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