don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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