2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Buhtt sex?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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