youre lurking in front of me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i came on her dog
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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