There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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