Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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