Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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