he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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