So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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