I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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