i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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