I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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