so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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