I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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