guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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