Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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