how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I forget how to act sober
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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