I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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