I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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