he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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