This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think your dad took our porno
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
