Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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