Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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