Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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