Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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