I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I had to cum in my sink.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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