I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i would punch a child for taco bell
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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