i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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