no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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