Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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