I hope mine doesn't look like that
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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