Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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