Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
