I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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