She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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