You're completely useless in the revolution.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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