she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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