His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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