So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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