I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My pussy is not your playground.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize