he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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