i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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