i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
