you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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