it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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