i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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