with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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