Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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