Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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